Veenloopyim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest bear.

Veenloopyim created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenloopyim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Veenloopyim, she will strike you with lightening.

Veenloopyim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Veenloopyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.