Pangwad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, stupid snake.

Pangwad created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangwad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pangwad, it will try to impress you with trees.

Pangwad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pangwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.