Rillgessgig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, competent raccoon.

Rillgessgig created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rillgessgig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rillgessgig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Rillgessgig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rillgessgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always obey Rillgessgig's priests.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat green fruit.