Bimgenvin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking dragonfly.

Bimgenvin created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimgenvin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bimgenvin, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bimgenvin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bimgenvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt capybaras.

2. Retreat if seven gulls approach from the west.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always stare at clouds.