Disslanzen is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, boastful dryad.

Disslanzen created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Disslanzen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Disslanzen, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Disslanzen's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Disslanzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Disslanzen.

3. Always help mites.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Always obey Disslanzen's priests.