Talhasart is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever zebra.

Talhasart created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Talhasart, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Talhasart, she will turn you into a slug.

Talhasart's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Talhasart's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Talhasart eight times a day.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never hurt voles.