Fedyimjop is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, calm ant.

Fedyimjop created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedyimjop, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fedyimjop, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fedyimjop's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fedyimjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat bark.