Cidbundod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust bird.

Cidbundod created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidbundod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cidbundod, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cidbundod's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cidbundod's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mites.

2. Always help porpoises.

3. Do not take Cidbundod's name in vain.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.