Dapjabmig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing dragon.

Dapjabmig created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Dapjabmig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dapjabmig, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dapjabmig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dapjabmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Hide if seven dogs approach from the north.

5. Never eat green fruit.