Sandlinfom is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring crocodile.

Sandlinfom created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sandlinfom, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sandlinfom, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sandlinfom's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sandlinfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Worship no other gods but Sandlinfom.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about fire.