Rangebflabparkyarprul is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, proud mole.

Rangebflabparkyarprul created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rangebflabparkyarprul, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rangebflabparkyarprul, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Rangebflabparkyarprul's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Rangebflabparkyarprul's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not kill shrews.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about fire.