Bugzagbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, strong troll.

Bugzagbog created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugzagbog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bugzagbog, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bugzagbog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bugzagbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Bugzagbog loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.