Rawdavbed is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unthoughtful hedgehog.

Rawdavbed created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Rawdavbed, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rawdavbed, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rawdavbed's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rawdavbed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Rawdavbed on top of all buildings.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help sharks.