Laddubstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow fairy.

Laddubstrag created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Laddubstrag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Laddubstrag, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Laddubstrag's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Laddubstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about tapirs.