Stafmadnab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, flying centaur.

Stafmadnab created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafmadnab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stafmadnab, it will turn you into a frog.

Stafmadnab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Stafmadnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.