Loopdubbog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent dog.

Loopdubbog created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopdubbog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Loopdubbog, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Loopdubbog's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Loopdubbog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Loopdubbog.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not hurt dolphins.

5. Run away from cyan great tits, for they are unholy.