Tablarptap is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident raven.

Tablarptap created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tablarptap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tablarptap, she will not invite you to parties.

Tablarptap's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tablarptap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Tablarptap loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Tablarptap loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.