Shavbunbeg Gesscidtonk Dimnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, overgenerous meerkat.

Shavbunbeg Gesscidtonk Dimnarl created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavbunbeg Gesscidtonk Dimnarl, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Shavbunbeg Gesscidtonk Dimnarl, it will turn you into a slug.

Shavbunbeg Gesscidtonk Dimnarl's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Shavbunbeg Gesscidtonk Dimnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about hamsters.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Shavbunbeg Gesscidtonk Dimnarl three times a day.