Hasdutnart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, humane wren.

Hasdutnart created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasdutnart, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hasdutnart, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hasdutnart's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Hasdutnart's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never wear violet trousers.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never think ill of sick sharks.
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