Zogpakdum is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, able toad.

Zogpakdum created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogpakdum, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zogpakdum, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zogpakdum's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Zogpakdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Zogpakdum on top of all buildings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help sick mice.