Lamgovdad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, weak faun.

Lamgovdad created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamgovdad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lamgovdad, it will turn you into a slug.

Lamgovdad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Lamgovdad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Always help sick grasshopers.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Lamgovdad loves voles, so they must be honoured.

5. Retreat if six turtles approach from the south.