Nutmismigcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable bee.

Nutmismigcuss created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutmismigcuss, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nutmismigcuss, it will strike you with lightening.

Nutmismigcuss' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nutmismigcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Never paint your legs cyan.

5. Always help frogs in need.