Wabgudflapzakragsoggodvog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid tapir.

Wabgudflapzakragsoggodvog created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Wabgudflapzakragsoggodvog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wabgudflapzakragsoggodvog, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wabgudflapzakragsoggodvog's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Wabgudflapzakragsoggodvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Wabgudflapzakragsoggodvog loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not take Wabgudflapzakragsoggodvog's name in vain.

5. Never paint your feet indigo.