Bendusswot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish elephant.

Bendusswot created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bendusswot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bendusswot, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bendusswot's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bendusswot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not covet oxen.