Rilbellflow Gebkadbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, astonishing warg.

Rilbellflow Gebkadbonk created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Rilbellflow Gebkadbonk, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rilbellflow Gebkadbonk, she will turn you into a plant.

Rilbellflow Gebkadbonk's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Rilbellflow Gebkadbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rilbellflow Gebkadbonk.

5. Rilbellflow Gebkadbonk must be the most important thing in your life.