Liplapyim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, selfish beaver.

Liplapyim created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Liplapyim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Liplapyim, it will send you a sign.

Liplapyim's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Liplapyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Do not commit murder.