Dancapcipdub is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, emotional bear.

Dancapcipdub created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dancapcipdub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dancapcipdub, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dancapcipdub's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dancapcipdub's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red mice for they are unholy.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Always help squirrels in need.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.