Xenkimquart Tarcut is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless camel.

Xenkimquart Tarcut created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenkimquart Tarcut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xenkimquart Tarcut, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Xenkimquart Tarcut's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Xenkimquart Tarcut's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three rats approach from the east.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Xenkimquart Tarcut on top of all buildings.

4. Hide if nine otters approach from the north.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.
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