Xucwannart is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, calm shrew.

Xucwannart created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Xucwannart, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xucwannart, she will turn you into a puffin.

Xucwannart's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Xucwannart's Holy Commandments

1. Xucwannart loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xucwannart.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Xucwannart on top of all buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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