Logcidcat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful yak.

Logcidcat created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Logcidcat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Logcidcat, she will throw large rocks at you.

Logcidcat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Logcidcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Put Logcidcat first in all things.

3. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not cook food in pots.