Tamfidflow is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, humane raccoon.

Tamfidflow created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamfidflow, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tamfidflow, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tamfidflow's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tamfidflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never run in the presence of capybaras.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think ill of sick eagles.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.