Cedripyarl Hundutnig is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, blissful lizard.
Cedripyarl Hundutnig created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in Cedripyarl Hundutnig, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in Cedripyarl Hundutnig, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Cedripyarl Hundutnig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Cedripyarl Hundutnig's Holy Commandments
1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.
3. Never paint your face orange.
4. Do not skip in public.
5. Cedripyarl Hundutnig loves eagles, so they must be respected.