Lidbutfeb Artbuggun is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, clever deer.

Lidbutfeb Artbuggun created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidbutfeb Artbuggun, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lidbutfeb Artbuggun, she will laugh at you.

Lidbutfeb Artbuggun's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Lidbutfeb Artbuggun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three whales approach from the south.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.