Negbunvag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, uncaring alligator.

Negbunvag created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negbunvag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Negbunvag, she will be mildly annoyed.

Negbunvag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Negbunvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. You must pray to Negbunvag four times a day.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never mention cats.

5. Always look after injured birds.