Sugpag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical whale.

Sugpag created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Sugpag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sugpag, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sugpag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sugpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must pray to Sugpag eight times a day.