Nuttragfet is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, weak armadillo.
Nuttragfet created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Nuttragfet, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in Nuttragfet, she will send minions to preach to you.
Nuttragfet's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Nuttragfet's Holy Commandments
1. Do not commit murder.
2. Do not speak about aubergines.
3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Do not hurt capybaras.