Xemnibtik is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving dolphin.

Xemnibtik created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemnibtik, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xemnibtik, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Xemnibtik's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Xemnibtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide from red foxes for they are unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Always help ducks.