Vinkam is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful hedgehog.

Vinkam created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinkam, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vinkam, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vinkam's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Vinkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Vinkam on top of all buildings.

3. Always obey Vinkam's priests.

4. Feed all hungry pigs.

5. Never think about stars.