Tarppomstan is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, intelligent parrot.

Tarppomstan created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarppomstan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarppomstan, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tarppomstan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Tarppomstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Always obey Tarppomstan's priests.