Gedtigten is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, merciless goose.

Gedtigten created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedtigten, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedtigten, it will torture you forever.

Gedtigten's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gedtigten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.