Legsadcinlog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous guinea pig.

Legsadcinlog created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legsadcinlog, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Legsadcinlog, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Legsadcinlog's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Legsadcinlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.