Cedpasfar is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fussy faun.

Cedpasfar created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedpasfar, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cedpasfar, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cedpasfar's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Cedpasfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve tights.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Cedpasfar loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.