Cinbambass Rigartsak is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unjust jaguar.

Cinbambass Rigartsak created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinbambass Rigartsak, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cinbambass Rigartsak, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cinbambass Rigartsak's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cinbambass Rigartsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must pray to Cinbambass Rigartsak eight times a day.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.