Hinweejannakfodwabragben is a god.

She takes the form of a small, happy bat.

Hinweejannakfodwabragben created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinweejannakfodwabragben, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hinweejannakfodwabragben, she will turn you into a puffin.

Hinweejannakfodwabragben's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hinweejannakfodwabragben's Holy Commandments

1. Hinweejannakfodwabragben must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look after injured grasshopers.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.