Ranbudnil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic naga.

Ranbudnil created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbudnil, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ranbudnil, it will turn you into a mouse.

Ranbudnil's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ranbudnil's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never paint your face orange.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not commit murder.