Yarpsterarp is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, flying beaver.

Yarpsterarp created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpsterarp, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yarpsterarp, it will be very unhappy.

Yarpsterarp's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Yarpsterarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Retreat if eight turtles approach from the north.