Cepsagnib is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, vain elephant.

Cepsagnib created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Cepsagnib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cepsagnib, she will ignore you.

Cepsagnib's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cepsagnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about cats.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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