Wankarham is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, moody sheep.
Wankarham created a quark two years ago.
If you believe in Wankarham, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in Wankarham, it will send you a sign.
Wankarham's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Wankarham's Holy Commandments
1. Fast once a month.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Always help frogs.
4. Never eat beans.
5. Wankarham loves porpoises, so they must be respected.