Wankarham is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, moody sheep.

Wankarham created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Wankarham, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wankarham, it will send you a sign.

Wankarham's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Wankarham's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Wankarham loves porpoises, so they must be respected.