Higcimsafbat Hinwiglen Gantagtap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish giraffe.

Higcimsafbat Hinwiglen Gantagtap created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Higcimsafbat Hinwiglen Gantagtap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Higcimsafbat Hinwiglen Gantagtap, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Higcimsafbat Hinwiglen Gantagtap's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Higcimsafbat Hinwiglen Gantagtap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Higcimsafbat Hinwiglen Gantagtap on top of important buildings.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not kill swans.