Nabfodbag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy penguin.

Nabfodbag created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabfodbag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nabfodbag, it will turn you into a rat.

Nabfodbag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nabfodbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never jump in holy places.